The Seige of Castle K&A

 

The tale of the seige as told by K&A Minstrels

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Once upon a time, there was a king named OmNom who lived in the land of NomNom. He was married to the beautiful Queen OmOm. They had a daughter named Sue (which is really a unique name in the land of NomNom). Sue also had a pet dog named Chicken-om.

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Sue asked her dad to build them a castle. So, the king and his knights looked for some land.

“Okay, knights, you search for land and don’t forget your mace and sword. Then come tell me,” said King OmNom.

They found some land in a place beside the Land of PomPom. There was nice green fields and water for a moat. The king hired a builder and his workers to create a castle. The builders started.

“I want you to get some stones and build this castle stat!” yelled the builder.

A year later,

“Dear,” said Queen OmOm.

“What honey?” said King OmNom.

“Is the castle done?”

“Yes.”

“Princess, the castle is done!” called the queen.

“Yeah!!!” (Back flip)

And so, the family and their court moved into the castle.

“This castle is awesome.”

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They all lived happily in the castle for a long time. Until….one day there was an evil laugh on the roof of the manor which signaled an attack. The family was driven from their homes by some jealous PomPoms. They fled to Chateau Pompom and asked the Pompom king for help.

“HELP!!!! We need your help our castle is being over run by your subjects!”, they cried.

“That is outrageous. I will get them at once. Knights, we are laying seige.”, replied the PomPom king.

TUNE IN FOR THE EXCITING CONLUSION.

“I wasn’t expecting a seige. No, no, no, no.” screamed an evil guy before jumping into the moat and being eaten by a crocodile. Crunch!

The PomPom army appeared on the horizon with their catapults!!!!! And then, their archers close behind.

“Ready, aim, fire.”

Catapults engaged.
Catapults engaged.

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Now the archers fire.
Now the archers fire.

The battle was epic and laid waste to much of the castle but the army was victorious and the castle was returned to the OmNom king and his family.

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